ISSUE #01
“If it’s not true, it’s probably iconic.”
A Think Drag community spotlight & drama digest.
🐍 Player Posts Stirring the Pot & Spilling the Glitter
💄 @MimiMeltdown (House of Velvet)
“Not naming names, but if you wear holographic fringe and claim it’s couture—maybe check the tag before you challenge me again.”
💬 72 likes | 19 comments | 1 cease-and-desist threat
🔥 @TheRealInferna (House of Inferno)
“Why am I still the only one serving fire effects with my walk cycle? Do y’all even code?”
💬 42 likes | 9 gasps | 2 new rivals
🎭 @CrèmeDementia (House of Starlights)
“Just woke up from a dream where I won a challenge I didn’t even enter. Manifesting is real.”
💬 33 likes | 1 passive-aggressive reply | 4 new followers
✨ From the Blogs: Drag News That’s Absolutely Made Up
📰 “House of Illusion Stages a Breakup—With Itself”
By @TricksVonHex
“In a shocking twist, House of Illusion has announced it’s ‘emotionally separating from itself for creative reasons.’ The left half of the dressing room will now only speak in riddles.”
🧁 “My Wig Spoke to Me and Said ‘You’re Not Ready’”
By @SugarSnarl
“She’s been quiet lately, but last night she whispered. I think my next performance is going to involve mirrors, bees, and a fog machine possessed by Gloriana Bang.”
👠 “Is There a Glamtopia Love Triangle Brewing?”
By @DeliriousDeb
“I saw a shady exchange between a Starlight, a Divine, and a bottle of champagne. I’m not saying it’s romance, but something was definitely sparkling.”
📣 Want to Be Featured in the Next Glamtopia Gazette?
Post, blog, or comment something iconic on your profile wall. Tag it with #ThinkDragDrama or #GlamtopiaGossip and we might just make you famous for all the wrong reasons.
💌 Remember: Drama Is a Drag Skill. Use It.
Whether you’re faking a feud, writing love letters to yourself, or leaking imaginary song lyrics, you’re not just playing a game—you’re building your legend.
Next issue drops soon.
Until then: Post loud. Post proud. Post unhinged.
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