Born to Be Fake. Destined to Be Iconic.

An interview with Gloriana Bang, the queen with the yellow mane who’s been here since the first sequin was sewn.By Miss Monday Mourning “Everything in Glamtopia is fake,” Gloriana Bang says, swirling a glass of enchanted nectar that refuses to spill. “The streets are painted. The gossip is scripted. The wigs are glued down by […]

So You Want to Start a House?

A painfully detailed overview from Picky Solem, Senior Approval Clerk, City Hall of Glamtopia “Every season, we get flooded with eager applicants who believe they’re ready to lead a House. Most of them have no plan, no members, and no idea what a spreadsheet is. Don’t be that applicant. Read this. Twice.” I’m Picky Solem, […]

Buy the Fantasy, Baby.

A word from Jenny Cash on owning (or offloading) a House in Glamtopia “People think Think Drag is all looks and lashes. Cute. But if you really want to make it in Glamtopia, you need more than a snatched mug—you need real estate, influence, and legacy, honey. That’s where the Houses come in.” I’m Jenny […]

Leadership, Prestige & Monthly Profits

A word from Lola Top-La, ex-Mayor of Glamtopia and self-declared House Whisperer “Running a House in Glamtopia is not for the faint, the fake, or the poorly dressed. You want the crown? You better know how to carry it without flinching.” I’m Lola Top-La, darling. Former Mayor of this chaotic paradise, now full-time legacy advisor […]

House of Starlights: Brilliance, Fame, and the Art of the Spotlight

Spots are vanishing. The stars are rising. Don’t get left in the dark. Some Houses whisper.Some scheme.But the House of Starlights?We radiate. We roar. We rise. In Think Drag RPG, the House of Starlights is home to the performers who were born for center stage. We don’t wait for the spotlight—we are the spotlight. Whether […]

House of Velvet: Elegance, Sensuality, and Unapologetic Indulgence

ive Seats. Endless Desire. Claim Yours—If You Can.A message from Burleska Maraboo, Head of House and Patron Saint of Soft Power “Some Houses scream for attention. Some claw for crowns.We simply glide in—and everyone parts like silk.” In Think Drag RPG, the House of Velvet is more than a House. It’s an invitation. A world […]

House of Illusion: Where Reality Bows to Fantasy

Nothing is as it seems in the House of Illusion. Here, performers don’t just compete—they bewitch, deceive, and captivate. Masters of transformation, misdirection, and mind games, Illusionists never let the audience see what’s coming until it’s too late. In Think Drag RPG, the House of Illusion is for those who know that the greatest power […]

House of Inferno: Where Power is Forged in Flames

Weakness burns. Legends rise. Welcome to the flame.Flamati Burnato speaks—heed the fire. “I don’t recruit followers.I summon fighters.If you’re here for applause, go join Velvet.If you’re here to win, then step into the heat.” In Think Drag RPG, the House of Inferno is not a home—it’s a furnace. We don’t nurture, we ignite. Our House […]

The House of Divine: Where Elegance Meets Power

A message from House Head Cloudy Glow, Grand Matriarch of Elegance “In Glamtopia, anyone can make noise.The truly Divine? We don’t need to.We simply arrive—and the world rearranges itself.” Welcome to the House of Divine—the crown jewel of Think Drag RPG. We are not the loudest. We are not the flashiest. We are the standard. […]